What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
This toilet bowl is my home.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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