the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
she looked like the before picture.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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