Duck Duck Cougar?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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