last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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