yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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