But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
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I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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