I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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