in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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