OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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