If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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