im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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