well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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