There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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