How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
People in love make me want to vomit
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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