"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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