Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
We just shotgunned beers for America
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
