I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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