Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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