just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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