My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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