He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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