"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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