You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Umm I'm too high to move.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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