So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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