it wasn't lemon gatorade
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
My vagina is officially offended.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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