Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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