Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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