She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
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I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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