Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
This toilet bowl is my home.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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