New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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