clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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