Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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