with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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