Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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