thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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