All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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