As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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