i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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