It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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