This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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