That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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