some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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