i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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