Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I want to be your penis for a week.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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