Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I should be sponsored by Trojan
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
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