So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Randomize
