need another drink. this is the easiest way
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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