Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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