thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
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