so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
don't judge my taste in strippers
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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