Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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