so that wasnt chicken after all
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
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