Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
tell me about the fingering
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