HIV tests are more positive than that guy
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I think a kid would responsible me up
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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