Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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