You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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