AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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